I think it’s our side of town’s recycling pick-up… head out the door with a Kohl’s bag packed full.
Out the door and around the corner of the house. Something caught my eye… Ooooh! Here kitty, kitty…. one of a few strays I’ve been seeing off and on from behind the barn must have wandered out.
In with the recycling, drop the bin lid. Oh shit.
That kitty’s tail is straight up. Oh shit.
That’s not a cat.
Well, I was going to shower anyway.
And this is why I really need to wear my glasses at night.